Shut Up Big Mouth

Are there tattletales in your office?

In ours - One of the biggest Snitches of all is a woman I never thought would be.

When I just started in the office I thought she was a real tough broad...
but solid...Northern English...sayings and delivery that'd quieten you up real fast...
"Shut It" she'd say.
Her crony, who spoke with a thick fake British accent, used to say shit like
"You tellin tales outa school?"
They'd glare at you at Xmas when the Big Shots came round if you engaged in small talk and laughter (which I did anyway cause they knew my parents)
And those two bitches could blow me
We were a new breed and we talked back
And one thing we didn't need to be told is not to "tell tales out of school"
Like no shit
We're from the East End
So spring forward 20 years...
This dame is the biggest blabbermouth I have ever seen!!!
She's still a bully...but uses her evil skills for the good of the company now!!!
Like inter office calling our sweet little student at her desk and saying,
"I don't see that pencil moving" then hanging up...
My sidekick was outed by her as a loud and continuous talker
Don't even think of eating your lunch at your desk and then going out to "lunch" - she is So on to that!!!
I saw her bent down whispering to MY Supervisor one day!!!! I stood behind her with that face that says
"like what the fuck?" and
"you are SO busted you little weasel"
(I had a guilty conscience from an earlier non-business round table discussion I held about Brad Pitt and phone sex and phone sex in general)
Later my Supervisor/Friend (thank goodness there's a slash in her title) put my mind at ease - she was informing on the "Tea Party" at the front of the office
Now, That's REALLY bad...
the person hosting that little get together was
THE BOSS
No one is safe