"Hey, you look like a homely Heidi Klum!!!"

Do you resemble Someone? Somebody somewhat well known.
It's funny how you can...but be different.

- Like my buddy Anne...her friends used to say she looked like Lorraine Newman...we howled at that cause she did!...but she was beautiful and Lorraine really wasn't.
- I secretly thought a boyfriend looked like Brad Pitt...which was odd because he was a bit of a mess...but then I saw Kalifornia and it was confirmed.
- I know a guy who looks identical to a picture of Sean Paul...now Sean is black I think - my friend white - but in this one shot they're twins!

So if someone tells you you look like someone else
don't get all Big Headed about it
or offended.
Based on my theory
You could look like you were separated at birth
A makeover and you're related
You could be a beautiful version of
Or
Ouch,
You could be the ugly rendition
I've been told I look like someone
...I will take it with a grain of salt..

Sean

Sean
Originally uploaded by Raine1.

I need a good telling off by a man that looks like this...

Kalifornia Brad

Kalifornia Brad
Originally uploaded by Raine1.

Maybe that boyfriend that looked like this version of Brad wasn't so bad after all!!!

damn hindsight!!

What not...to Where?

On the Yonge line today I saw the most pitiful old Trany.
No teeth, all gummy like my Nana,
muddy brown Caucasian skin,
gray hair pulled up in a half pony, with bangs.
(Oh God Mitz if I ever get to 80 odd make me grow out my bangs .. I've seen the future and it ain't pretty!!)
Pink tye dyed tights, short vinyl coat with belted waist and faux furryness ..
platform summer wedgy sandals retro fitted with some red shoe laces that twisted up his ankles for that sexy look popular this holiday season...with gym socks...after all it IS winter.
When he applied his black eyeliner he must of got sidetracked by Breakfast Television cause he kept goin round and round and round...understandable...it is riveting TV...personally, I think he should check out Fashion Friday instead.
He was asking for Lawrence "wahwanze?" poor dear
Oh My...maybe that was his soul mate!...he lost his love so many years ago in a tragic accident and was never the same...he's searching for Larry...he's all dressed up for Larry!
and I went and sent him 7 stops north...
that's North York.. he'll never make it alone up there.

Rob Thomas

"man I feel like hell so come on over
be a love machine and I could be your friend
ain't no shame, feel strong for one another
make a real true color come end to end
then god damn, change of pace I think there's still a piece of my heart on your face
it's a shame to let it waste
how does it taste?"

Topics for the bus

Did you ever leave something at someone's house and when you got it back your shits all shredded and stuff ?...no, me neither

Your friend who doesn't wear panties gets a tear in her pleather pants...do you lend her yours?
Um....nooo...department stores put those warning stickers in bathing suits for a reason right?

Is it Ok to hide your biscotti from your co-workers...there's like 24 of them..and only a few biscotti?
That would be wrong yeah? - share with the ones smart enough to sniff out the biscuits?

If you keep getting emails from a guy in a foreign land and he calls you fruit names like "my apple" and "my sweet pear of winter" does he want to immigrate to Canada?
Wake up and smell the coffee, cigars, and well,...fruit?

Do skin heads know Oi! sounds a lot like oy?

What the.

"What the?"
That's what my kid says
"What the!"
It's so cute!!!!!!!

He'll be puttering in his room and discover something not as it should be....
"What the"
he says to himself... but out loud.
Or something that makes him happy...a surprise...there's just the right "what the" for that too.
Just damn cute is all.
So innocent the way he doesn't even miss that third word.

Into ition

I was just getting into a good book when I had to explain to a man that is into me that I am not that into why I bumped into a man that is not that into me and did I let him get into me?..so we were getting into it and I said I'm just not into getting into this..he said he was still at work and not into that and we could get into this later but I am into just getting into my bed and into my book

Don't Drink and Blog

Sometimes when you write on a blog you take experiences from your real life.
Like....for instance....lets say you were a tiny bit annoyed with someone...you could just write a little blog about it.
No one will know that it's about them.
Unless you're STUPID
(Or drunk)
and tell them!!!
So after much deliberation
And one time getting in trouble kinda
I chose to remove Confidence? Conceit? or just Con and that other one too that I thought was really sweet but the title got me grounded...