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Did you ever leave something at someone's house and when you got it back your shits all shredded and stuff ?...no, me neither
Your friend who doesn't wear panties gets a tear in her pleather pants...do you lend her yours?
Um....nooo...department stores put those warning stickers in bathing suits for a reason right?
Is it Ok to hide your biscotti from your co-workers...there's like 24 of them..and only a few biscotti?
That would be wrong yeah? - share with the ones smart enough to sniff out the biscuits?
If you keep getting emails from a guy in a foreign land and he calls you fruit names like "my apple" and "my sweet pear of winter" does he want to immigrate to Canada?
Wake up and smell the coffee, cigars, and well,...fruit?
Do skin heads know Oi! sounds a lot like oy?
Your friend who doesn't wear panties gets a tear in her pleather pants...do you lend her yours?
Um....nooo...department stores put those warning stickers in bathing suits for a reason right?
Is it Ok to hide your biscotti from your co-workers...there's like 24 of them..and only a few biscotti?
That would be wrong yeah? - share with the ones smart enough to sniff out the biscuits?
If you keep getting emails from a guy in a foreign land and he calls you fruit names like "my apple" and "my sweet pear of winter" does he want to immigrate to Canada?
Wake up and smell the coffee, cigars, and well,...fruit?
Do skin heads know Oi! sounds a lot like oy?

2 Comments:
I like Skinheads....I like it when they say: OY..!!
as for lending stuff, well, I have had bad experiences with that, but I never learn, I always lend! lol
Foriegners can't help it if they think of women as fruit.
You would let your friend walk around with her yoo-hoo exposed? Good for you!
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