Gate Crashing Queue Jumping Budinskis

A big crowd is waiting for the bus at the Station, lineup stretching all the way down the stairs.
There's these people who just go straight on up (?)
- defiant and pretentious "Excuse me...Excuse me"
...with a look that's says:
"You guys are in line for the back doors...
We're front door loading Patrons....Suckers!"

When I finally get closer to the bus I notice those pricks..I mean people are now rear loading!!
Like we didn't know THAT was going to happen!!!
Why do you think I was blocking your way on the steps, Wanker?
( I had to let you pass cause you had the password, damn!!)

And to further complete the insult - guess whose "seat" I am "standing" by?

I like the chef from the Lillydale chicken commercial.