Class, you got it or ya just don't
You never take me to the shitty places you go
You never bring me around your scary friends
Do some time
with you in dark places
I like cheap beer and Karaoke
Guys with tats and shiners
I'd rub up against you in suggestive ways
Off to the side by the pool table
Find a corner if you like
Shots of jack and tequila
on my round
I'd wear black,
fishnets
and pointy toes
Your friend would hit on me
And because you thought there was honour amongst you
that would hurt your pride
But hey! that Hit would miss!
Obviously
Even if sent from one of the less scary ones
You never take me anywhere nice
Somewhere with crisp tablecloths and center pieces
Introduce me to successful people
I like smoked salmon, champagne and kissing on both cheeks
Well dressed men with manicures
I'd stand by your side
Link my fingers loosely in yours
Exchange knowing glances and kiss you by your ear when you bring me a Cosmopolitan
I'd wear black,
fishnets underneath
and pointy toes
One of those moneyed men would proposition me
And because you feel no matter where you're from - everyone deserves respect
that would hurt your pride
But that proposal would be clearly rejected
Even if it came from one of the more handsome ones....
Oh yeah,
You never take Me anywhere!!
Things play out differently....?
PUTZ!!
You never bring me around your scary friends
Do some time
with you in dark places
I like cheap beer and Karaoke
Guys with tats and shiners
I'd rub up against you in suggestive ways
Off to the side by the pool table
Find a corner if you like
Shots of jack and tequila
on my round
I'd wear black,
fishnets
and pointy toes
Your friend would hit on me
And because you thought there was honour amongst you
that would hurt your pride
But hey! that Hit would miss!
Obviously
Even if sent from one of the less scary ones
You never take me anywhere nice
Somewhere with crisp tablecloths and center pieces
Introduce me to successful people
I like smoked salmon, champagne and kissing on both cheeks
Well dressed men with manicures
I'd stand by your side
Link my fingers loosely in yours
Exchange knowing glances and kiss you by your ear when you bring me a Cosmopolitan
I'd wear black,
fishnets underneath
and pointy toes
One of those moneyed men would proposition me
And because you feel no matter where you're from - everyone deserves respect
that would hurt your pride
But that proposal would be clearly rejected
Even if it came from one of the more handsome ones....
Oh yeah,
You never take Me anywhere!!
Things play out differently....?
PUTZ!!
posted by Unknown at 12:22 AM
5 Comments:
I take it you are pointing the finger at a man! No Doubt! They're all the same btw....or are they? I think there may be some difference in men, but we keep choosing the wrong ones! Wake up girls.....it's time we were taken out for a night on the town, I say.
Lovely post. I laughed, I cried. It was better than Cats.
tanya is right, you should be trying to go out with me. and carmine too, i guess.
it just sucks when the ladies don't want you to take them anywhere. i mean you offer to take them in the movies, a parked car, an elevator, hell, you even offer to take them in their parents bed. and it's all "no, we'll wake up my mom..."
i think i got distracted.
You live in the Beaches? I guess that means you're not so tough now, are you Raine?
Yeah, I thought so.
When are you going to do a new entry? Blog. Now.
its a kinda classy/drunken foolish/waspy/driveway proud sort of toughness we have here in the beaches
I've been too busy commenting to blog....unlike some folks..I cannot blog at work....notice the time!
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