Moms and Their Snooping
Three women are discussing their teenage daughters.
The first declares: I was so shocked last week. I was tidying my daughter's room and I found a package of cigarettes under her pillow. I didn't even know that she smoked!"
"It gets worse than that" says the second mother. "I was tidying my daughter's room last week and I found a bottle of vodka under her bed. I didn't even know that she drank!"
"Oh, it gets even worse than that" says the third mother. "I was tidying my daughter's room last week and you'll never guess what I found in her bedside table: a packet of condoms!"
I didn't even know she had a penis!"
The first declares: I was so shocked last week. I was tidying my daughter's room and I found a package of cigarettes under her pillow. I didn't even know that she smoked!"
"It gets worse than that" says the second mother. "I was tidying my daughter's room last week and I found a bottle of vodka under her bed. I didn't even know that she drank!"
"Oh, it gets even worse than that" says the third mother. "I was tidying my daughter's room last week and you'll never guess what I found in her bedside table: a packet of condoms!"
I didn't even know she had a penis!"
posted by Unknown at 10:02 PM
2 Comments:
A) I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE that you finally got your GAME ON..with the pics girlfriend...you some html help, just ask...I'm all over it...for you anything!
B) LOVE this joke....heard it before, but it's just damn funny....that will be me with Em, but you know I KNOW what the condoms will be for, thank God she's got Matty to kick some redneck ass.
that joke was frigg'n great. i had never heard it before.
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