Saturday, April 02, 2005

The Great Rack and Role Swindle

So you meet a “hot” blonde with big boobs!!
Well, you saw her......
from a distance - yelling from her car window for your number!!!

(Ha Ha - made you look!)
That’s ballsy
Independent
No Girlish games here
A real go-getter
She calls you for a date

you find out

She’s older

very outgoing and friendly,
vibrant,
has opinions,
she has a job, and loads of friends,
family,
interests,
even a band,

A Life.


She must have her act together.


So

You get together

You sleep together
she just sticks around till you are “Together”
oops.... you’re living together...?

She’s been waiting for You.

Waiting to move from her parents and get a place with you.
Doesn’t even matter where,
(No Beaches I ain't moving no where else mentality/backbone there)
Where ever your laying down roots, she'll take root there.....

She’s been biding her time with a “life” till something better came along….
"Your life"

her interests are of no interest to her anymore
she’s Interested in You
Friends…who needs them when you’re around
and when your not….she can pass the time contentedly
knowing she’ll see you soon
her opinions she’ll keep to herself
or change them to suit yours
wouldn’t want to annoy you

that cleavage that got your attention
is covered....so you won't call her a whore
she’ll skip work to spend more time with you
Hell, she’d quit work for that

She will stop at nothing to have you

She will give up everything to be with you
She will put up with anything to keep you

She does have her "act" together after all.

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

You need to get her the book "I'm Just Not Into Me"

3:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sounds like some man stealing HO from the Danforth...no i know...

it's all an act....let her get what she wants and then one day she'll wake up and realize she has it and the world will stop. the grass always seems greener on the other side, but you know better, you've been there honey and it's NOT green....it's pukey mustard.
like new born baby shit.

ewwwwwwwww!

9:29 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Not who your thinking about Mitz, but some traits would be similiar for sure!!!

Actually about someone who I like, but I can't stand what a door mat for men she is..and not even good men!!!

11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow.. very well written. I recognize that girl. I've seen her in friends of mine and *ouch* I think I grew out of her a few years ago.

Great post!

1:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm still waiting for your blog about what we talked about on Sunday....u know u can do it LO RAINE

10:41 AM  
Blogger exile said...

i like boobs.

4:56 PM  

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