Man, he's good!!!
The Grade 4 teacher called.
My kid was acting up again.
Mr. T. explained it all and told me how much my son was FREAKING that he might call The Dad.
After school the student had his Grandma call:
“he wants to talk to you………he’s running away…here he is…”
“Mommy?
Did you tell Daddy?
I’ll give you 20 bucks if you don’t tell Daddy.
No doubt about it…. I’ll be dead. From Daddy. Its true.
Tell me the deal so I don’t have to worry…..all I want is you not to tell daddy. Ok. Deal?
It’s fine with me…as long as I don’t get whacked by Daddy its fine by me.
You ARE gonna tell Daddy!!!!!
Oh No!!!!
I’m punished enough.
You’re gonna let the bad Daddy outa the cage?!…the bull outa the cage!…his name is Joe ______!!
I won’t be able to hear once Joe starts yelling.
Mommy will you support me.
If you don’t get home before Daddy I will say my last words………goodbye.
It won’t be funny when I’m gone.
Nana, Goodbye.”
My kid was acting up again.
Mr. T. explained it all and told me how much my son was FREAKING that he might call The Dad.
After school the student had his Grandma call:
“he wants to talk to you………he’s running away…here he is…”
“Mommy?
Did you tell Daddy?
I’ll give you 20 bucks if you don’t tell Daddy.
No doubt about it…. I’ll be dead. From Daddy. Its true.
Tell me the deal so I don’t have to worry…..all I want is you not to tell daddy. Ok. Deal?
It’s fine with me…as long as I don’t get whacked by Daddy its fine by me.
You ARE gonna tell Daddy!!!!!
Oh No!!!!
I’m punished enough.
You’re gonna let the bad Daddy outa the cage?!…the bull outa the cage!…his name is Joe ______!!
I won’t be able to hear once Joe starts yelling.
Mommy will you support me.
If you don’t get home before Daddy I will say my last words………goodbye.
It won’t be funny when I’m gone.
Nana, Goodbye.”

1 Comments:
Holy Smokes is he really that bad? EW...scary Italian machismo at it's finest....stuff some panino and sauzitza in his trap and tell him to leave poor M alone! Tell him Auntie B is gonna save his arse.....Let momma L and auntie B unite. We can start a united front against the gruesome threesome.
Somehow this is all too familiar to me, in a different way though...but you know what I mean.
Italian Daddy Games.
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